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Witze, Kindermund, lustige Begebenheiten: der schweizer Schriftsteller Max Frisch hat einmal geschrieben: "Alltag ist nur durch Wunder erträglich." Zaubert ein Lächeln auf das Gesicht der anderen Forumsbesucher oder lasst euch selbst zum Schmunzeln verführen.

Beitrag von toni_mo 19.10.10 - 13:40 Uhr

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.

#schein #rofl#rofl#rofl

Have a nice day !!!

T#winkeni

Beitrag von alex1971 19.10.10 - 15:38 Uhr

Den kenn ich .....aber schon auf deutsch ;-)

Beitrag von animania5 19.10.10 - 15:43 Uhr

hahaha... sehr nett

Beitrag von blumenschein09 19.10.10 - 23:05 Uhr

#rofl#rofl
Ja der ist gut, kannte ich auch auf Deutsch!